Hey, guys.

I realized that we should be proud of the magical era that we come from. The magical era where anything can be fixed by blowing into the cartridge. You know what I mean. My tablet wasn't hooking up to my computer and my automatic response wass to blow into the USB to clear the dust. This could only come from the beautiful golden age of Nintendo 64's. Where all you had to do to solve a problem was blow into the game cartridge. Ahh, the amazingness of the bulky game cartridge. You guys remember, the ones that took up two entire drawers in your dresser? The best of these game have come back to live again. Things like Super Mario 64, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Pokemon Puzzle League, Pokemon Snap!, and Mario Party!. These were some great games. But I just thought I'd revel in the forgotten beauty of original gaming. You haven't lived if you didn't live in the era where game consoles were sleek and sexy, where the games required you to stand and aim, where the games weren't easily taken with you or stored without an enormous backpack/suitcase. And our kids will never have to live through the amazingness of that. Unless you're just the coolest person on earth and you make your kids play NES/N64/Sega Genesis/Sega Saturn. Even things like the Sega Dreamcast, Playstation, and X-BOX, are out. They're so old hat, they're going to the graves with their masters. Even the PS2! Holy crap. There's nothing to make you feel old like old gaming consoles you witnessed the birth of. And I'm not even 20.

Just don't forget that you come from an age of greatness! We stand in our own league of awesome! Right next to the greats like George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Stephen Hawking, and everybody else who no one is ever going to forget. So, show your pride and never let anyone tell you that their new gaming console is better than your NES/N64/Sega Genesis!

That is all.
May the force be with you.


P.S.
Who remembers Duck Hunt? That game was awesome!